“Give B’s A Chance”… from the song “Give Peace a Chance” --- great title 

Lamb piece   ESSAY
Bldg. with stacks   LIB
Short review   CRIT
Washington’s mount   VERNON
Theme: two-word phrases both words of which normally started with P changed to B
Jaded ballplayer?   BITTERBATTER [from pitter patter --- but 
jaded doesn't mean 
bitter]
Grain of sand?   BEACHBIT
Sound of Crosby’s doorbell?   BINGBONG
Nits to Pick:Unpleasant pair   EVILS [what is a pair of evils?]
Scarlett, to Rhett, ultimately   MYDEAR [“ultimately” makes the question not literal but actual; hence, the opposite is true as he walked out on her: "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."  I suppose "ultimately" can be interpreted as occurring at the end.]
Alka-Seltzer sound   PLOP [it’s “ker-plop” as I recall]
Merman, notably   BELTER [singer, yes --- she certainly belted out songs; but a belter --- what’s that?  Was Mickey Mantle a “belter”?]
Domingo preceder   SABADO [how do you say “preceder” in Spanish?]
IMED [what’s this --- I’m lucky I got IMHO]
RATING:   
 
 
 Three grins = Loved it; Two grins = Enjoyed it; One grin = A bit bland for my taste; One teardrop = No fun