HI Comedy 
Top of the morning? ONEAM
College address ending DOTEDU [never saw it written this way]
Theme: missing GH in phrases yield different meanings
Unforgettable louse? ANI{GH}TTOREMEMBER
Waterway for sinners? STRAI{GH}TTOHELL
Where to get a copy of “The Communist Manifesto”? REDLI{GH}TDISTRICT
Ohio sweaters? KNI{GH}TSOFCOLUMBUS
Bananas GONZO [Bananas means
crazy, but GONZO doesn’t]
Stuffs SATIATE [SATIATE connotes satisfaction while
stuffs suggests dissatisfaction]
RATING:
Three grins = Excellent: Loved it; Two grins = Good: Enjoyed it; One grin = Satisfactory: A bit bland for my taste; One teardrop = Unsatisfying: No fun
