THEME:   Adopted French words used in phrases that sound like one thing but mean another   
GOOD ONES:     Testy lover?   CROSS BEAU   {odd to see TESTY also as an answer}
Measly computer storage?   PETTY CACHE   
One with a burning passion   ARSONIST   
Queen of kings   SHEBA   
Fife player   KNOTTS [he played Barney]            
BTW:   Slangy for slacks  
 TROU [a TROUbling entry which I'm not buying]      
Small one on a runway, briefly   STOL [what? some acronym? some model?]      
ELA is Portuguese --- not used here a whole lot --- in fact, never      
ESAS is Spanish --- not used here a whole lot --- unless one is Latino      
Is SHERO sexist in that it draws a distinction between male and female, or is it just so clever as to be PC?      
RATING:    
 
 
Three grins = Loved it; Two grins = Enjoyed it; One grin = A bit bland for my taste; One teardrop = Not much fun