Mrs. Malaprop Returns 
Classic number   OLDIE
Horse power?   HAY
Secret spot?   ARMPIT [deodorant brand] 
Nautical beam   KEEL [a keel is more a fin --- though in construction of the hull I guess it may be considered a beam] 
Shipmate of Starkey   SMEE [I should’ve read the book; Starkey isn’t in the movie] 

Theme: transposed letters (sounds) of common phrases:
SALTEDTUBBER{salted butter}, NONTAFFYDIET{non-fat
tydiet}, and 
TOASTSTAMMER{toast master} are reversals of letters and sounds, but 
HELLSCHICKEN {Hell’s Kitchen 

} isn’t quite right and doesn’t match the others.
RATING:  ? 

 ? Three grins = Excellent: Loved it; Two grins = Good: Enjoyed it; One grin = Satisfactory: A bit bland for my taste; One teardrop = Unsatisfying: No fun