THEME: common phrases redefined
GOOD ONES:
"Edison was born in 1847…" LIFE SENTENCE
"Heart, liver, kidneys…" ORGAN RECITAL
"I survived boot camp!" PRIVATE MESSAGE
"Do you know how to copy this disk?" BURNING QUESTION [
copying in computerese is BURNING]
Ring bearer, often SPOUSE [I thought at weddings: best man, daughter]
Word from a pro YEA [I thought professional, not voter]
They're deliberately broken so they can be fixed EGGS [fixed = prepared]
Start to foam? STYRO
Words before many words IN SO MANY words
Bk. reviewers? CPAS [I thought literary, not financial]
BTW: Econ. yardstick GNP [not any longer; GDP is thought more accurate]
Oft-swiped item ID CARD [ID cards are not credit cards and are not often swiped, either way you look at it. We use driver's licencenses to identify ourselves because of the picture.]
FDR and JFK INITS [and the initials of our best presidents since TR, IMHO]
Texting shrug
IDK [come on, that's a stretch, IMHO]
Diez squared
CIEN [come on, that's too foreign]
Aggravates VEXES [aggravates = worsens; irritates = annoys=VEXES]
Chip source POTATO [of course, but I thought computers --- man, I've been trained]
Muppet monkey Minella SAL [didn't know he was a Muppet, but I think Sal played third base on my Little League team]
RATING:
Three grins = Loved it; Two grins = Enjoyed it; One grin = A bit bland for my taste; One teardrop = Not much fun