THEME: the word
feast is found scrambled in four random phrases
GOOD ONES: no two scrambles are the same BTW: I'm not sure
MOVEABLE FEAST is valid. It is "variable" in that it is not always the same day of the year, but it really can't be moved from its lunar cycle.
Humor that won't offend
TASTEFUL JOKE [again, I'm not sure there really is a
tasteful joke; there are only tasteless jokes]
Knucklehead OAF [knuckleheads are fools; oafs are clumsy --- and I oughtta know]
Thrice
due SEI [Italian, as beautiful as it may be, is inappropriate here.]
RATING:

Three grins = Loved it; Two grins = Enjoyed it; One grin = A bit bland for my taste; One teardrop = Not much fun