Merl Reagle's crossword in today's
Los Angeles Times was a first. At least it was a first to
me. I've never before seen a puzzle with
two themes. The title is "Double Dating." The horizontal theme answers are puns involving couples:
What the lovesick astronomers had? STARSINTHEIREYES
Like the two electricians' dating status? ONAGAINOFFAGAIN
Became the steady date of a wrestler? GOTPINNED
What the Invisible Man thought his girlfriend was doing behind his back? SEEINGSOMEONE
The vertical theme answers are fragments that can precede the word "dating": VALI, ELUCI, INUN, INTIMI, CONSOLI, ACCOMMO.
"Playground retort" is a clue that appears in puzzles from time to time. The answer can be AMSO, AMNOT, ARETOO, DOTOO, DIDSO or another similar phrase. In today's crossword, "Playground retort" is CANTO. I've never heard a schoolchild saying "Can to!" He would say "Can too!" The clue should have been "Epic poem division."
For all you canto fans in the audience, I have to mention the Hindu epic poem
Ramayama, which has 24,000 verses arranged in 500 cantos. Five hundred!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramayana