THEME: intrusive AU (good as gold)
GOOD ONES: Mythological figure who touch {theme phrases} KING MIDAS
Extraordinary northern bird? SPECIAL AUK [Special K is a cereal brand]
Alaskan insects? JUNEAU BUGS
Noodle BEAN [are these "brain foods"?]
Top story ATTIC [not the lead story or even a feature story, as in 11-Down, because features don't lead in "journalism biz"]
Sprinkling on French fries? SEL [ it's on the edge but it's clever]
Cab driver? TRUCKER
Sun block CURTAIN
BTW: Statistician's challenge
BIG DATA [not a familiar expression any more than is "blue car" so it is an inappropriate entry, but even if it were, a statistician is not challenged by large numbers --- I suspect the original entry was BIG PAPI]
Plot component ACRE [most are less than an acre so I'd modify the clue with "at times"]
At last night's (Saturday) dinner party a Microsoft engineer used the term Big Data, not in the sense of its being difficult to handle but as a new computing concept. So the entry wasn't as bad as I made it sound. 1/25 RATING:
Three grins = Loved it; Two grins = Enjoyed it; One grin = A bit bland for my taste; One teardrop = Not much fun