THEME: phrase changes meaning by a single vowel substitution for a long E sound
GOOD ONES:
Clancy explaining the spelling of his name? THERE IS NO I IN T
OM
Character in "Satanic Star Trek"? SP
OCK OF THE DEVIL
Gorgeous farm gal feeding the pigs? SL
OPPING BEAUTY
Bear's cry SELL [I thought ROAR or HOWL, not stocks]
Keep the beat? PATROL [I thought drummer not cop]
Apple consumer EVE [I thought computers]
Bygone theatres RKOS [I had ODEA]
BTW: Distinguished types SCHOLARS [I knew too many of them to describe them so]
It's nothing to Hollande
RIEN [but it's wrong to me --- and who is Hollande that I should care?]
Mari de la mere PERE [
mere without
l'accent aigu means
simple, so we could read the clue as "husband of simple" --- sorry, the French today has gone to my tete (Spanish speakers forgive me)]
RATING:
Three grins = Loved it; Two grins = Enjoyed it; One grin = A bit bland for my taste; One teardrop = Not much fun