Vintage Humor 
Silver stopper WHOA
Peter and Paul, but not Mary TSAR [oldie but goodie]
Theme: wine puns in phrases
Present from a winery? THEGIFTOFCAB
Listing on a winery inventory? SIXTEENTUNS
French wineries’ regulations to assure quality? CRUSCONTROLS
Reds handed down from winery founders? THEZINSOFOURFATHERS
Heads up SOAR [what if the soaring were done with head down or straight?]
“___me!” SEZ [in Popeye-speak]
Vientiuno/tres SIETE
That, in Tijuana ESO [should’ve gone with the song “Eso Beso”]
RATING:
Three grins = Excellent: Loved it; Two grins = Good: Enjoyed it; One grin = Satisfactory: A bit bland for my taste; One teardrop = Unsatisfying: No fun
Modem died last night. Funeral will be delayed until Tuesday when Time-Warner will provide a replacement. Only three days --- gotta love a monopoly.
