THEME:   none, but two clues are the same for long answers   
GOOD ONES:     Carol kings   MAGI   
Pay stub?   OLA [payola = disc jockey graft]   
Blast from the past   A TEST [disc jockey phrase meaning "oldie" (even from the previous year since the listeners were teens)]   
Dopey picture?   CEL [cartoon figure]      
BTW:   Certain media darling   (The) IT GIRL   [Clara Bow --- almost a century ago --- before the word media was used this way]      
Word of thanks   GRACIAS [that it's a Spanish word should have been noted]      
UNAS and AME are foreign only.   
I probably dislike DOH because it comes from 
The Simpsons which I've never seen but which pop culture has embraced as the literati did Alexander Pope.         
I have drunk at the Pierian Spring referred to by Pope, but I may need another taste to understand why "EBON wand" is quotation worthy.      
Bean 
expert   BARISTA ["bean server" is more like it as no expertise is associated with this Italian term]      
RATING:  
 
  
   Three grins = Loved it; Two grins = Enjoyed it; One grin = A bit bland for my taste; One teardrop = Not much fun