THEME: substitution of N for T in common phrases
GOOD ONES: Why the kids can hardly sleep at night? MOM AND POP SNORE [store]
…motto for Jessica Fletcher? SHE SNOOPS TO CONQUER [stoops]
File extension TAB [I've been trained to think computers when I see
files --- I forgot about "real" files]
Gang leader? OUR
13 for Al, e.g. AT NO [atomic number, not Gore's billions]
BTW: Come up short OWE [they're not close enough --- the phrase means unexpectedly to lack money for something; to owe means merely an obligation to pay]
RATING:
Three grins = Loved it; Two grins = Enjoyed it; One grin = A bit bland for my taste; One teardrop = Not much fun