Mister magus, may I use your grading system and award four teardrops? Here are my complaints about today's puzzle:
Two prefixes: HEPTA, OENO.
Two suffixes: ERN, OMA.
Two Latinized plurals: GENII, UTERI.
Two contemporary words which are not familiar to everyone: PHAT, PHISH.
Three abbreviations: CGI, DUI, IBM.
Four informal shortened forms of a word: CAPN, EDS, NEG, PROF.
One obscure name: SEAHAG, a nemesis of Popeye.
One obscure brand name: ESSIE nail polish.
One misspelled word: EXED for "Marked, as a ballot"; it should be XED.
Ten foreign words: CES, EIRE, ERAT, ETAT, LATKE, OMERTA, REINA, SENOR (minus the tilde), SNOG, TABULA.
The only thing I liked about this puzzle is that it didn't include ALE, IRA, IRS or SPA. The answer to 28 across was ICEAGE, which is appropriate...because this puzzle left me cold!