THEME:   familiar sentences reinterpreted   
GOOD ONES:     "You shoulda seen the one that got away"   FINSHING LINE   
"The children were angels and in bed by eight"   SITTING BULL [still laughing]     
"A daily jog is good for you"   RUNNING ARGUMENT   
"Who's ahead?"   LEADING QUESTION   
One may be seen with glasses   OPERA [given the make-up, it's better seen from afar]   
Organ with a drum   EAR [most musical]   
Like this answer   ACROSS   
Ain't good?   ISN'T [so why does AIN'T have an apostrophe?]   
Tweeting locales   NESTS [might've been a problem for today's wired youth]      
BTW:   Lot's of literary allusions today.      
Spouse on the Seine   
MARI [but not on the Thames]         
RATING:    
 
 
Three grins = Loved it; Two grins = Enjoyed it; One grin = A bit bland for my taste; One teardrop = Not much fun